Girlfriend, I Am Sorry Locusts Ate Your Valentine Flowers
If you are in Kenya or Uganda, you know what that headline means.
Broke men finally have a genuine excuse not to buy flowers for their girlfriends, fiancees or side chics/side niggers this Valentine’s Day.
I know life is hard and this business of buying flowers is outdated (I think there are better ways to express your love). Can we consider things like a good dinner and a travel maybe? This however will come with things like cutting down budgets on how much you spend on regular dates and gifts.
I wait to see all those who will be dumped if they do not deliver flowers. At least I learnt from the mens gathering that “we shouldn’t force ourselves to deliver things we cannot afford in the name of love”
Yours Valentine Defiant,